bethbethbeth

My “I like Amy Acker, but my Cellist looks more like Clint Barton” scenario:

***

"I’m so sorry, Audrey.  I…heard you cried for days."
“Phil, I’m sure I would have been sad, but…I just found out you were supposed to have died during that alien attack a few minutes ago.”
“But…S.H.I.E.L.D. must have told you.  I mean, we were in love.”
“No, I’m pretty sure you said it wasn’t working, and I agreed. That’s when I moved to Portland…don’t you remember, Phil?
“What?”
“Anyway, we only went on two dates - and you look fine now, so….”
“Are you joking?”
“I’m not…are you all right, Phil?”
"I’m fine, Audrey."
"You’re sure?"
"I’m…I think I’m sure?"
"It’s just…you look a little confused."
[sigh] “Damned Tahiti.”
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The new trailer for James Gray’s The Immigrant, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Marion Cotillard, and Jeremy Renner.  The film’s due for release in mid-May.

Coming to theatres May 16, 2014: The Immigrant, starring Marion Cotillard, Joaquin Phoenix, and Jeremy Renner’s eyeliner!

Coming to theatres May 16, 2014: The Immigrant, starring Marion Cotillard, Joaquin Phoenix, and Jeremy Renner’s eyeliner!


Because apparently there are people in the world who haven’t seen this video clip from 1990 of Jeremy Renner playing the Scarecrow in the Modesto Junior College Theatre production of The Wizard of Oz.

Agents of SHIELD

marleyisme:

If you have been a fan of the show from the beginning, reblog this.

I was re-watching the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode “Seeds” and this happened.
(Blame the meme! It’s not my fault!)

I was re-watching the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode “Seeds” and this happened.

(Blame the meme! It’s not my fault!)

teaberryblue:

theholypythia:

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

clarkgreggreporter:

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Tune into The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Monday, April 14th* when Ellen  welcomes guests Eva Longoria and Clark Gregg.


(*Times vary by location; make sure to check your tv schedule)

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

clarkgreggreporter:

clarkgreggreporter:

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EDITED ON 4/1 TO ADD: ONE DAY LEFT TO ENTER!

In honor of Clark Gregg’s birthday on April 2nd, we’re running a GIVEAWAY on @TheCGReporter twitter account.

You can enter the GIVEAWAY from today (i.e., Friday, March 28th) through 11:59 pm (ET) on Wednesday, April 2nd.

Winners will be…

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